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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 495, released April 20, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in April 2024 include this issue.

• Earth Daddy’s Fat One • Bernard loves working in his garden naked. So he is surprised when a strapping young man knocks on his door and asks if he has any work for him. “Dad says you have a huge garden, more than you can handle by yourself. Even a few hours a week would be great.” Who is this boy?
• Start at the Bottom • When he has no luck finding a job, Gordon’s dad offers him a job in his company. “Sure, I can give you a job, but you’ll have to start at the bottom like everyone else.” Little does Gordon know how hard working at the bottom is.
• Uncle Allen Teaches Me How to Fly • Bruce knows he will need to fly a lot on his own at his new job. It makes him nervous. But Uncle Allen flies all the time on business. He will show him the ropes. As well as the benefits of arriving at the airport. And how to handle fellow fliers who spread their legs and show off big baskets in the waiting area.
• Memoir of a Librarian • His professor encourages Unax to look for new ideas in the library. But Unax discover much more than new ideas in the quiet library. He discovers a daring professor who enjoys eating ass and fucking boys in the library.
• I Know What Dad is Thinking • Xabi’s fingers tingle when he gets Dad to try on the brainwave interpreting earbuds when they workout. Xabi’s lab has worked for decades to perfect the earbuds which interpret what a person things and imagines. So what goes through his mind when Dad works out with his son?

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 495 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and shigeru .

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 494, released April 13, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in April 2024 include this issue.

• A Rolex for the Chaperon • Dad is adamant that his son, Cliff, not auction himself off at a charity event. The event is at an exclusive men’s private club. What is a man who ‘buys’ his son at an auction expecting in return?
• Theo’s Green Thumb • Master Gardener, Theo, knows there is something familiar about Mr. Handman’s backyard. In any case, Theo looks forward to maintaining the yard. It isn’t until he gets home and watches one of his favorite porn videos that he remembers. The boy jacking off in the video is Mr. Handman’s son! The video was shot in Mr. Handman’s backyard!
• Shadows In the Night • A fierce storm in the mountains in the middle of the night forces our traveler to seek shelter in a monastery clinging to a cliff. Safe from the howling winds and crackling lightning, he falls asleep in a small cell. But soft moans coming from a neighboring cell wake him up.
• No Mess on a Rainy Day • Dad can’t understand how Sandy, his son, can say he is bored. He is a man, right? And there is always one toy a man can play with when there is nothing else to do. Maybe Sandy needs a reminder.
• In the Dark • Five years ago when he was still in junior high, Nate told his dad how cool it would be to go to see the eclipse in 2024. “It’s going to be on my birthday in 2024,” Nate tells him. But Dad just nods his head. Is he even listening? “I bet jacking off and cumming during a total eclipse would be out of this world, right?” But Dad just says, “Uh huh.” He’s not listening. But Dad did hear his son. And five years later he has a big surprise for Nate.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 494 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 493, released April 6, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in April 2024 include this issue.

• Dad, When Can We Go Camping? • Dad gets nervous when he comes home and sees his son, Walter, pitching their tent in the backyard. Dad and Walter go camping a lot once winter is over. But the last time they went camping, in the middle of the night, Walter reached over and felt Dad’s boner. What is his son going to try to do with his body the next time they go camping?
• The Dispensary • Teacher Davis discovers that one of his students lets older men suck him off. Evidently the boy’s cum rejuvenates older guys’ balls. Can that really be true?
• Career Day • Jack’s friend Barney got to suck off a high school boy when he visited Barney’s factory for Career Day. And when Jack gets home, he discovers that his son visited a factory for Career Day. What are the odds that his pal Barney sucked off his son?
• I’ll Pollinate Him • Farmer Tim knows it is time his son Amos got laid. But how can he make sure that happens? Fellow farmer MacHenry knows a beekeeper who can do that, pollinate his son.
• Learning How It All Works • After seeing how happy the beekeeper made his son, farmer Tim is curious just how pollinating boys actually works.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 493 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 492, released March 30, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

• Pretending To Be Bob • Clive discovers that hot, handsome Bob, gives Grandpa Scott hour long massages with a happy ending. But one day Clive sneaks into Grandpa Scott’s place to watch Bob give a massage. And he sees a text message on his grandpa’s phone that Bob can’t make it. So can Clive pretend to be Bob and give Grandpa Scott a happy massage?
• Bikini Car Wash • What is a horny neighbor supposed to do when the hot young guy next door washes his car wearing next to nothing? Doesn’t the ‘show me yours, show me mine’ rule apply? Read DBTN 492 to find out.
• Two Holes • Glory hole aficionados share information about great glory holes. And a john with two glory holes so buddies can get sucked off together must be explored.
• I’d Seduce Your Dad • Henry falls asleep when he gets stoned. But at a party when his friends think Henry has passed out, Henry overhears his friends say they want to seduce his dad. Not if he can help it.
• The Next Time • Good parenting means fulfilling promises you make to your kids. So if you promise your son that the next time the two of you get naked and play that you are going to take care of his butt, well you better come through and take care of his butt. Because if you don’t, someone else will.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 492 is by Michael Mitchell and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 491, released March 23, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

• Are You a Chicken Hawk, Uncle Chris? • When nephew Galan, an avid bird watcher, visits Uncle Chris, he checks out the nearby park. It is famous for its wild birds. But Nephew comes back disappointed. “I didn’t see any chicken hawks,” Galan says with a sigh. “I read online that the place is filled with them.” So it is up to Uncle Chris to explain what a chicken hawk is.
• Sweat the Truth Out • Fenris campaigns for his father, Peter. But a dad and a son tell Fenris that his father is a cocksucker. Fenris does not believe them. However his father detects something troubles his son. So he lights up the outdoor sauna to sweat the truth out of his son.
• Sodom in the Woods • Our retiree sells his place in the city and buys a motel in the woods. Because he lets guys do what they want, the place gets the reputation for being Sodom in the Woods. But when a wholesome man and his son show up to stay, our retiree isn’t sure they know what goes on at his motel.
• I Know What You Did • Continued from I Know What You Did Last Halloween in DBTN 472, our stepdad can only learn so much about what his stepson, Silvio, does until he has to find out for himself just how tight his stepson’s holes are.
• Two Degrees of Separation • When Conrad sees how hot his son’s new friend’s dad is, he realizes only two degrees separate him from the hot man. Two degrees is fate, is it not?

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 491 is by Rolando Mérida, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.